Premium Bear Jerky from North Lake Tahoe
Crafted with questionable sourcing practices, our artisanal bear jerky brings a taste of the mountains to your table. Perfect for those with a sense of adventure.
"Only in Lake Tahoe can a bear break into your house, eat all your snacks, take a nap on your couch, and still somehow be considered the most polite visitor you've had all week." - Tahoe Vista Resident
Locally Sourced
Harvested fresh from the pristine neighborhoods of North Lake Tahoe
Grid Raised
Proudly raised in Kings Beach's famous Grid neighborhood where the WiFi is stronger than the Bear Boxes.
For a Great Cause
100% of profits go to Kings Beach Boys and Girls Club
Our Signature Product
Premium Bear Jerky 267
- ✓ Hand-selected bear meat from Tahoe's finest neighborhoods
- ✓ Aged to perfection in mountain air
- ✓ No artificial preservatives (just mountain magic and a little 267 road dust)
- ✓ Perfect for hiking, camping, or existential crises
Our Newest Offering
Premium Lynx Jerky
- ✓ Sourced from the finest backyards of North Lake Tahoe
- ✓ Even more questionable than our bear jerky
- ✓ Dried low and slow in the geothermal vents beneath Mt. Rose (allegedly)
- ✓ Rumored to be marinated in melted snow from the roof of the Cal Neva
Coyote Sticks
"Why should bears have all the fun getting turned into jerky?" - Anonymous Coyote
- ✓ Sourced from coyotes who got a little too bold around the neighborhood
- ✓ Naturally lean and gamey (in a good way, we promise)
- ✓ Marinated in a secret blend of Tahoe pine needles and regret
- ✓ Perfect for those who think bear jerky is too mainstream
Meet the Mastermind
Craig Slist
Craig Slist is the creative genius (and questionable decision-maker) behind Tahoe Bear Jerky. A local of Tahoe for somewhere around 20 or 25 years—honestly, no one really knows—Craig has spent his time perfecting the art of bear jerky production while simultaneously perfecting the art of avoiding direct questions about his identity in Tahoe.
With decades of experience (approximately), Craig has developed an uncanny ability to source the finest bears from the Lake Tahoe region and transform them into the premium jerky you see before you. His secret recipe? A combination of mountain air, questionable ethics, and an unwavering commitment to supporting the Kings Beach Boys and Girls Club.
"I've been here long enough to know where the best bears hang out, but not long enough to remember exactly how long I've been here." — Craig Slist
Supporting Kings Beach Boys and Girls Club
Every single bear jerky sold (hypothetically) goes directly to supporting the amazing programs at Kings Beach Boys and Girls Club. We believe in giving back to our community and helping young people reach their potential!
Important Disclaimer
Due to bears eating a high concentration of garbage from Tahoe homes:
We do not recommend you actually eat our jerky.
This is a novelty product for entertainment purposes only. Please enjoy responsibly and use your bear boxes!
Bears of Tahoe: History & Population
Historical Hunting
People who initially lived in Tahoe would hunt bears as a crucial survival strategy, relying on bear meat to sustain themselves and their families during the harsh winter months. This practice was essential to survival in the early days of the region.
Bear Population Boom
The bear population in California is now higher than it has ever been in recorded history. This dramatic increase has led to bears becoming increasingly bold and frequent visitors to residential areas throughout the region.
Bears are now breaking into homes while residents are away, forcing homeowners to take extreme precautions like clearing out their refrigerators before leaving for even short periods. The situation has become so serious that hunting seasons have expanded, with active bear hunts now occurring in areas like Blackwood.
Growing Concern
If the bear population continues to increase at its current rate, hunting for bears may soon become necessary right in your own backyard. The expansion of bear territory and the frequency of human-bear conflicts suggest that coexistence strategies and population management will become increasingly important for the safety and security of Tahoe residents.
Bear Facts & Questionable Wisdom
🐻 Bears can run up to 35 mph—our jerky's escape artist training is really paying off
🍕 A bear's sense of smell is 7x better than a bloodhound's, which explains why they prefer pizza to actual food
🗑️ Tahoe bears have reviewed more Yelp restaurants (via trash cans) than most food critics
🏘️ Our grid raised bears are so connected, they probably have better 5G than you do
🚨 If a bear eats your food from your kitchen, it's not theft—it's a "surprise snack redistribution program"
⚠️ Our bears have a strict "no questions asked" policy about where the jerky comes from
Live Jerky Tracking 🐻
Track our premium jerky sources in real-time as they roam the Tahoe area. Updated every 5 minutes (allegedly).
Naughty Map 🚨
A comprehensive map of bear encounters for the last 30 days in the North Lake Tahoe area. See where our future jerky has been causing trouble.